The most average guy on chain
Norm holds. Norm gets paid in SPY. Norm does absolutely nothing else, and neither do you.
Contract address
[CONTRACT ADDRESS]
- Ticker: $NORM
- Chain: [CHAIN]
- Tax: [X%] buy / [X%] sell
Only trust the address on this page. Norm would never DM you first.
I dont know what a candle is. I just get SPY.
Hold NORM. Get paid in SPY.
The normie dream: own a bit of the S&P 500 without opening a brokerage app. Trading fees on $NORM get turned into tokenized SPY and sent straight to holders.
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Hold $NORM in your wallet
No staking, no claiming page. Buy it, hold it, forget about it.
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Every trade buys SPY
[X%] of every buy and sell is swapped into tokenized SPY automatically.
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SPY lands in your wallet
Paid straight to holders pro rata, fully automated. Bigger bag, bigger slice.
How to buy, for normies
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Step 1
Get a wallet
Any wallet that works on [CHAIN].
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Step 2
Load it up
Send a bit of [GAS TOKEN] to that wallet to cover the swap and gas.
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Step 3
Swap for $NORM
Paste the contract into [DEX OR LAUNCHPAD], hit swap, then go touch grass.